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Hindi Anniversary Facebook Status and Messages
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Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute “Happy Anniversary” ------------------------------------------------------------- Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife : Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi! ------------------------------------------------------------- Har Dost say achi baat karna fitrat hai hamari, har dost khush rahe hasrat hai hamari, koi hum ko yad kare na kare, Har dost ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari?. Happy Friendship anniversary.! ------------------------------------------------------------- Wo chand hai magar aap se pyara to nahi. Parvane ka shama ke bin guzara to nahi. Mere dil ne suni hai ek mithi se awaz, Kya apne mujhe pukara toh nahi. happy anniversary ------------------------------------------------------------- Chehare Pe Mere Zulf Ko Phailaao Kisii Din Kyaa Roz Garajate Ho Baras Jaao Kisii Din Khushbuu Kii Tarah Guzaro Mere Dil Kii Galii Se Phuulon Kii Tarah Mujh Pe Bikhar Jaao Kisii Din Happy anniversary ------------------------------------------------------------- Tu dur hai mujse or paas b hai, Teri kami ka kahin ehsas b hai. Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere, Par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai. happy anniversary
Hindi Insult Facebook Status and Messages
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Ek newspaper me chapa ki… “50% ladkiya bevkof hoti hai”. Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya. Fir chapa… “50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti”. Tab jakr ladkiya shant hui…;-) Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai? Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota ha.. farz karo larka=cement Larki=rait love=pani ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge lekin gar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta Larki (hans k): Kamine tu shakal se hi mazdur lagta hai.:-D ------------------------------------------------------------- Ek saadi shuda aadmi ne apni kavita mein kaha hai, Maang bharne ki saza kuchh is kadar paa raha hai, Ki maang puri karte karte maang ke kha raha hu ------------------------------------------------------------- Main bevkuf! Main bevkuf! Main bevkuf! Main bevkuf! Main bevkuf! . . . Aahista bolo Aawaj yahan tk aa rhi hai Ab Ho to ho sbko btana jruri hai kya.
Facebook Hindi Jokes Status and Messages
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Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye,
kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba,
agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?
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Mama ne nayi swift car li,
Swift car k peche likhwaya
"Saawan Ko Aane Do"
Peche se truck ne thok diya,
Truck par likha tha
"aaya saawan jhoom ke"
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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola,
meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
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Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se, Aaj meri unse bahut ladai ho gayi!
Maa: Beti shaadi me jhagde to hote rehte hain!
Beti: Wo sab to theek hai! Par ab LAASH ka kya karoon?
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Santa to Banta: Yaar Tera Kutta Taan Bande Jeha Lagda Hai,
Ki Khawaunda Hai Ehnu? Banta: Eh Mera Beta Hai, Kutta Nahi,
CA Kar Reha Hai, Aur Exam Chal Rahe Ne, Es Karke Sakl Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Hai…
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Ek sharabi roz shiv mandir mein matha tekta tha!
Ek din pujari ne Shivji ki jagah Ganesh ki murti rakhi
Sharabi aaya, bola "Chhotu! Papa se kehna uncle aaye the"
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Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi, Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye Apni Salwar
Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi, “Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?” Santa: Saali,
Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga…
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Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..
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santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:
Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?
Santa: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li.
Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala? . . . .
Santa: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na...
Hindi sorry Facebook Status and Messages
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Ho Sakta Hai Humne Anjaane Mein Aapko Kabhi Rula Diya Aapne Duniya K Kehne Pe Hume Bhula Dia Hum To Vaise Bhi Akele The Kya Hua Agar Aapne Ehsaas Dila Diya ------------------------------------------------------------- Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye ------------------------------------------------------------- Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye. ------------------------------------------------------------- Agar Tum Ko Hum Pe Gussa Hai Toh Ghantaghar Tod Do Ring Road Mod Do Sahid Gate Fod Do Titanic Ko Fevicol Se Jod Do Magar Mujhe Aise Sms Karna Mat Chod Do ------------------------------------------------------------- Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai ------------------------------------------------------------- Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai……. ------------------------------------------------------------- Koi… Ghalti Ghustakhi Waghera Ho Gai Ho Tu … Plz ------------------------------------------------------------- Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye ------------------------------------------------------------- Khata ho gaayi to saza suna do, dil mei itna dard kyun h wajah bata do. Der ho gayi h yad karne me zarur, lekin tmko bhula denge ye khayal dil se mita do.
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