Funny Shayari SMS

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 Julfo Me Foolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai,
 Chehare Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai,
 Kisi Ne Puchha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho,
 Mane Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai…

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 Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne K Baad;
 Ab Kisiko Dekhna Nahi Tumhein Dekhne K Baad;
 Dunia Chod Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad;
 Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad!

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 Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,
 Cid ne sony se naata jod liya..
 Jis room me mana raha,
 tha abivjit suhagraat,
 Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..

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 Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN” 
 Arz Kiya He 
 Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super He 
 Wah Wah
 Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super He 
 Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He

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 Ladke Agar Amir ban jaye To
 Wo bigad jate hai,
 Lekin Agar Ladkiya bigad jayeTo wo Amir bann jati hai.

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 Koi Pathar Se Na Maare Mere Deevane Ko,
 Koi Pather Se Na Maare Mere Deevane Ko,
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 Nuclear Power Ka Zamana Hai,
 Bom Se Uda Do Saale Ko….

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 Jab Maine Durwaja Khola.
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 Aapki Aankho Me Aashu,
 Chehre Par Hansi Thi.
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 Sanso Me Aahen Aur 
 Dil Me Bebasi Thi.
 Pahale Kyo Nahi Bataya.
 Ki Darwaje Me Ungli Fanshi Thi.

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 Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega?
 Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega?
 Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna;
 Warna Meri Shaadi Pe "Lungi Dance" Kaun Karega!

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 India is nation and Dadar is station,
 wha wha
 India is nation and& dadar is station,
 Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

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 Arzz hai…
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 woh mujhe door se dekh ke hi dupatta sambhal leti hain.!
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 woh mujhe door se dekh ke hi dupatta sambhal leti hain.!
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 main hairan hoon iss baat se

 ki 

 ki itni dur se woh mera kaminapan kaise pehchan leti hai!!!

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 Dost Ruthe to Rab Ruthe

 Fir Ruthe to Jag Chhute

 Agr Fir Ruthe DIL toote
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 Aur Agr Fir Ruthe to,
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 Utaar Chappal

 Maar Saale Ko Jab Tak Chappal Na toote;-)

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 Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He.
 Gaur Farmayega
 Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He.
 Achchi Tabi Lagti He Jab Dusre Ki Hoti Hai.

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 Muqadar Main Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kya Hua;
 Hum Bhi Muqadar Ko Dhoka De Kar Din Ko So Jatay Hain!

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 Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai;
 Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti;
 Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai;
 Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti!

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 Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
 whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
 Jo jate h un k piche
 Wo ate h caro k niche
 Jo khte h unko janu
 Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .

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 Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho,
 fasle kam karo dil milate raho,
 dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo,
 iodex khrido aur lagate raho.

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 Har doori mitani padhti hai,
 har baat btani padhti hai,
 lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
 aaj kal
 khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

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 Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
 Waaah Waah….
 Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
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 Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai.

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 ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
 ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’ 
 Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.’

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 Ajib Si Kasish Hai Tum Mein,
 Ki Hum Tumhare Khyalon Mein Khoye Rahte Hain,

 Yeh Sochkar Ke Tum Khyalon Mein Aaoge,
 Hum Din Raat Soye Rahte Hain….

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 Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
 Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
 Char Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya,
 Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.

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 Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
 “Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
 Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
 Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..

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 Kar Gyi Ghar Mera Khali
 Mere So Jaane Ke Baad
 Mujhko Dhadka Tha Ke Kuch Hoga Tere Aane Ke Baad
 Maine Dono Baar Thane Mein Likhayi Thi Report
 Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle, Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad…

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 Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.
 e-dosto
 Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..
 Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

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 Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka Saath De;
 Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath De;
 Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi Bhar Saath De;
 Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De!

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 Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
 Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
 Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
 Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.


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 Girlfriend Ko Palko Par Bitha Lo
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 Deke Khushi Uske Saare Gum Chura Lo
 Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Samne Itna Ki
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 Uski Saheli Bhi Kahe Janu Mujhe Bhi Pata Lo.

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 Aapki Chaal Mor Jaise,
 Aawaj Koyal Jaise,

 Dimag Lomdi Jaise,
 Aankhen Hiran Jaise,

 Par Kitna Acchha Hota,
 Agar 2-3 Quality Insano Jaise Hoti…