Birthday Facebook Status and Messages

May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.

Hopes your tiny, soul-sucking cubicle provides you a warm atmosphere in which to celebrate your birthday.

I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.

Define Birthday? “The one and only day in your life when you were crying and your mother was laughing.”

A gift, with a type countenance, is a twice present.

The entire world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

You know you`re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know. “

Party like a rock star, scream like you're crazy, dance like an idiot, be care free, who cares what anyone thinks! Have fun It's your Birthday...HaPpY bIrThDaY!

Happy Birthday to my wonderful, lovely, awesome, talented, adorable, smart, witty, stupendous, excellent, amazing, magnificent friend! Have a great day!

Define BIRTHDAY - The only day in your life, when you CRIED and your MOTHER was SMILING!

Wishing you a Very Wonderful Birthday Along with Many Blessings to come though out the Year ahead Happy Birthday

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Some like sunday some like monday, but I like your birthday. Happy birthday my sweetheart.

Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.

I use my birthday as an excuse to do whatever the hell I want. So basically it's just like every other day, except with presents.

You took our hand... opened our mind...touched our heart... shaped our future. thank you dear teacher nd we wish you a very happy birth day.

Happy birth day, on your special day a wish from me to say... thank you... for all your caring ways! may you have a day that's as wonderful as you.

To me, “being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on Facebook to people who did not wish me one.

People with 1 syllable names ruin the happy birthday song.

Happy birthday, may this day always be a special one to remember.

May you live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live.

You make age curious, time furious, and the rest of us envious!

Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.

Didn’t I already celebrate this birthday, like 2 birthdays ago?

I may not look my age but I sure as hell feel it.

Wishing an amazing day and many great things to come to a wonderful person. Happy birthday.

May this birthday of yours bring you good luck and fortune. But even more than that, may it bring you oodles of true love and friendship. Happy Birthday

May this birthday bring you good luck and fortune. May it bring you oodles of true love and friendship. Have an amazing birthday.

You mean everything to me … I Love You … HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a day as special as you are!

Wishing you miles of smiles in the coming years.

i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i donot want to xpress my feelings in SMS"

All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday

I’m not just a year older I’m also a year better and prettier. I know your jealous.

To me,”being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on facebook to people who did not wish me one.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

No wise man ever wished to be younger..

I am wondering why google hasn’t changed its logo as it was my birthday?

Every year on your birthday, you obtain a chance to start new.

Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it.”No cake for you!”

Happy birthday, my friend. I can’t imagine celebrating with anyone else.

I may not be celebrating your special day with you but I want you to know that I am thinking of you & wishing you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

:) May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday

Wishing you a birthday filled with sweet moments and wonderful memories to cherish always! Happy Birthday

Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always. Happy Birthday Sweetheart.

May this day be the beginning of another beautiful year for you. May there be pleasant surprises, loads of joy and infinite happiness. Wish you a very happy birthday.

Thinking of you on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings happiness today and tomorrow. Happy birthday

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

If its difficult to remember girl friend’s birthday, Just try to forget it once and see.

I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die.

Happy Birthday to the most amazing man ever.. I love you soo much..

Fresh air... fresh idea... fresh talent... fresh energy... i wish u to have a... special sunday.. marvellous monday... tasty tuesday... wonderful wednesday... thankful thursday... friendly friday... successful saturday... *have a great week ahead* happy birth day

"h@ppy d'd@e" may life lead ya 2 great happiness & success n hope dat all ya wishes comes true! enjoy ya dae...

H@ppy b!rth d@y my $w33t l bella,may all happiness come 2 u in all ur rest life.

Birthdays then: Look at all these presents! Birthdays now: Look at all these notifications!

God bless this special best friend of mine with all happiness and accomplishment in life.I’m truly blessed to have yo as my best est buddy.

On your birthday lots of people are thinking of you. I just wanted to let you know that I am one of them..

May it be the best day of your life thus far, & may your happiness grow with each passing day through the many many birthdays that surely are ahead of you.

Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!

Just want to THANK ALL OF YOU for making me feel special on my Birthday, Love You Guys!

Count your nights by stars, not shadows. Count your days by smiles, not tears. On your birthday, count your age by friends, not years.

So far this is the oldest I've ever been.

Happy Birthday, person whose birthday it is (posted daily)

I'm too young to be too old for everything.

I do not have grey hairs.... I have wisdom highlights!

++++ Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true! May today be filled with laughter and love. Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die..

I still think 1990 was 10 years ago.

There comes a point during checkout when the gift bag, tissue, ribbon & card all exceed 12 bucks, & I decide that IS your gift.

Two things I will never grasp in life: 1. What to write in birthday cards. 2. What to do when people are singing happy birthday to me.

The older I get, the more I enjoy being bored.

Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn’t surprising really, since it isn’t my birthday…

I only drink twice a year. When it's my birthday and when it's not my birthday.

Becoz u're so special u makes me go crazy hapi bday 2 u switluv switness switthing i luv u ivin stronger

I have a simple calculation on how long we will be friends. count the stars in heaven+sand on shore multipled by the heartbeats = forever! good morning

Did you know i was born on my birthday…

Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!

Today, Not 1 person said HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me It wasn’t a shock today not my birthday

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

It’s another day 4 u. God picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year.

The older I get, the more I enjoy being bored.

Happy Birthday even though I tried to kill you all those times when we were kids.

Today is a day of celebration. why? because, years ago on the same day, god sent me my flesh and bone conscience. wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger now,and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.happy birthday Happy birthday to you. may you have many more. you have been a great friend to me. i have a little wish, may we be friends, till the world ends.

Happy birthday to someone close to me. Hope all the angels are singing to you in heaven.

Happy birthday, my friend. I can’t imagine celebrating with anyone else.

On your birthday, today, I wish you a year with loads of fun, excitement and beautiful memories. Happy birthday.

May God shower his choicest blessings on you. wishing you happiness, good health and a great year ahead.

May it be the best day of your life thus far, & may your happiness grow with each passing day through the many many birthdays that surely are ahead of you.

I can't believe that I wanted to grow up.

I really don't want a birthday card. Just give me the $4 you would've spent on it. If it makes you feel better sign your name on each dollar.

Da stars wishes u,da brightness of moon wishes u,da sunshine wishes u,da waves wishes u,da flowers wishes u,da morning wishes u,wish wishes u last but not da least a heartless wishes u ""happy birth day""

I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die.

Its christmas season . time for my jaana's birthday . i love the winter , i love christmas & i love u . many happy returns of the day honna .

My dollu, my sweetu ,my lovu ,my angel , my jaan ,my jaanu , my jaana, my soni ,my shona,my honna ,my nala, my life happy birthday ,may you see many more .

The fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn’t make it any less special.

Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

God made the sun , the earth , themoon ,the stars , but love he could not make another one when he made a love like you . happy birthday dollu .

Happy Birthday! I hope its filled with love, laughs, and family..

May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!

I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.

A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Tere birth day ko mai tuze kya du wish you happy return of the day

Many many happy returns of the day

Its another day 4 u. god picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year,

Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are..

Love and death is unpredictable, u never know whe its gonna come and snatch your breath....!

May u grow to be toothless!

Baby happy birthday to hope u will always have a good health, more career in life..and hope that more birthdays to come..always take care and i love u so much.

On this special day i just want to say happy birthday

You had me. You lost me, So keep walking cause i am done talking.

Hopes your tiny, soul-sucking cubicle provides you a warm atmosphere in which to celebrate your birthday.

Actually, I didn’t forget your birthday, but since you forgot mine I waited until a day after to send this.

The day after tomorrow could be the best day ever. “Happy Birthday In Advance”

Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring.

May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.

May today be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love.

Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!

Old is when you start thinking about the things you used to do more than the things you're going to do.

I used to avoid temptation, but now that I'm older, temptation seems to be avoiding me.

Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen..

Here's to another year of experience

A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.

For u i am always here to stay,each year to wish raj happiest b day

May god bless you with his choicest blessing my honey bunny.....take care....muah!!!!!

Let the god decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish you a super duper happy birthday.

Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.

I send to you warm wishes,that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me. wish you happy birthday

Sending birthday blessings filled with love and peace and joy wishing sweetest things happen right before your eyes

When god made u he was having a good day! coz ur so special , so kindhearted , that its difficult 2 tell in words ... happy b irthday

You celebrate ur birth day am also coming and we enjoy together . happy birth day to you.

M0ney is short. times are hard. i just txt yu yu'r birthday gift. happy birthday!!

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

God think the world is beautiful then he born u

In soft gleaming night of stars may all ur dreams com true may every star of every night bring lov n joy 2 u happy b'day 2 u...